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Tug Boat Live Aboard 72' All Steel Vessel Tugboat Livaboard
Estimated price for orientation: 179 900 $
Category: Other Boats
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at. I can offer you the opportunity to be in command of this fully-furnished historic vessel floating in paradise for less than the cost of that efficiency you bought or are thinking of buying after spending three weeks researching it online. You should be ashamed of that condo you spent (or are thinking about spending) your hard earned cash money and time on – especially since it cannot even move. It will not take you across oceans and it will not get you a Goombay Punch in Bullocks Harbour. Not even close muchacho.I understand you have many options on how to spend your free time. How one chooses to recreate and habitate says a lot about a human being. What I am offering you is the open ocean, fishing, going to islands, breathing salty air at sea, maintaining a diesel engine, drinking rum, drinking grog, drinking cheap beer, drinking expensive beer, drinking the dead sea monkeys floating in the drink that your friend backwashed into, spearfishing anything that moves, endless supply of fish to make into tacos, trapping crabs, getting crabs, a waterfront kitchen, the ability to tow an even larger vessel, the ability to bbq a T-bone steak while motoring across the Gulf Stream at seven knots, the chance to see whales, the opportunity to catch a square grouper. These are fine things. These are gentlemanly things. They certainly beat sitting in car traffic past a bunch of strip malls in Hialeah or driving a boat in circles in the STD filled cesspool commonly referred to as the Intracoastal or any other Florida waterway. This yacht travels as fast as your Bentley on I-95 in traffic. And you spent over $250k. Always wanted an ocean view? See above description of how lucky you are! This boat comes with an ocean view of your choosing! Imagine a house that could do that. Those creepy realtor types would be drooling all the way to the bank. For the rental price of an ocean front house you could buy a boat like this every month of the year. In fact for $12,000,000 (reasonable price for an oceanfront house) you could buy 66 boats like this. That's more than the entire navy of the Bahamas.Boat Includes
-- 7’ propeller.
-- Detroit Diesel engine with 250 hours (practically new).
-- All furnishings.
-- 140 ton steel hull.
-- Reverse osmosis system.
-- The book Boating for Dummies (You must have an IQ of at least 30 to learn how to drive a boat).
-- A bunch of life vests.If you are a doomsday prepper then you have just hit the Powerball jackpot. Feel free to go into convulsions right now because when the $#!+ hits the fan back home (and it will as you know and have read online) do you want to be on the roof of your neighborhood liquor store with a high powered rifle or in the open ocean reading Moby Dick (or some other literature or periodical of your choosing) with a cold rum drink in your steady hands?In Summary: This boat is cheap, it gives you access to unlimited fruity rum drinks, it is more fun than your current hobbies, it is fast, it has an ocean view, it comes with a TV, comes with everything you need and it might be helpful in case of a disaster. Most importantly it puts you in command of a ship. Go ahead break a bottle of Champagne over the bow and leave your land based life behind in your wake.Seriously, though...
Description
at. I can offer you the opportunity to be in command of this fully-furnished historic vessel floating in paradise for less than the cost of that efficiency you bought or are thinking of buying after spending three weeks researching it online. You should be ashamed of that condo you spent (or are thinking about spending) your hard earned cash money and time on – especially since it cannot even move. It will not take you across oceans and it will not get you a Goombay Punch in Bullocks Harbour. Not even close muchacho.I understand you have many options on how to spend your free time. How one chooses to recreate and habitate says a lot about a human being. What I am offering you is the open ocean, fishing, going to islands, breathing salty air at sea, maintaining a diesel engine, drinking rum, drinking grog, drinking cheap beer, drinking expensive beer, drinking the dead sea monkeys floating in the drink that your friend backwashed into, spearfishing anything that moves, endless supply of fish to make into tacos, trapping crabs, getting crabs, a waterfront kitchen, the ability to tow an even larger vessel, the ability to bbq a T-bone steak while motoring across the Gulf Stream at seven knots, the chance to see whales, the opportunity to catch a square grouper. These are fine things. These are gentlemanly things. They certainly beat sitting in car traffic past a bunch of strip malls in Hialeah or driving a boat in circles in the STD filled cesspool commonly referred to as the Intracoastal or any other Florida waterway. This yacht travels as fast as your Bentley on I-95 in traffic. And you spent over $250k. Always wanted an ocean view? See above description of how lucky you are! This boat comes with an ocean view of your choosing! Imagine a house that could do that. Those creepy realtor types would be drooling all the way to the bank. For the rental price of an ocean front house you could buy a boat like this every month of the year. In fact for $12,000,000 (reasonable price for an oceanfront house) you could buy 66 boats like this. That's more than the entire navy of the Bahamas.Boat Includes
-- 7’ propeller.
-- Detroit Diesel engine with 250 hours (practically new).
-- All furnishings.
-- 140 ton steel hull.
-- Reverse osmosis system.
-- The book Boating for Dummies (You must have an IQ of at least 30 to learn how to drive a boat).
-- A bunch of life vests.If you are a doomsday prepper then you have just hit the Powerball jackpot. Feel free to go into convulsions right now because when the $#!+ hits the fan back home (and it will as you know and have read online) do you want to be on the roof of your neighborhood liquor store with a high powered rifle or in the open ocean reading Moby Dick (or some other literature or periodical of your choosing) with a cold rum drink in your steady hands?In Summary: This boat is cheap, it gives you access to unlimited fruity rum drinks, it is more fun than your current hobbies, it is fast, it has an ocean view, it comes with a TV, comes with everything you need and it might be helpful in case of a disaster. Most importantly it puts you in command of a ship. Go ahead break a bottle of Champagne over the bow and leave your land based life behind in your wake.Seriously, though...
-- 7’ propeller.
-- Detroit Diesel engine with 250 hours (practically new).
-- All furnishings.
-- 140 ton steel hull.
-- Reverse osmosis system.
-- The book Boating for Dummies (You must have an IQ of at least 30 to learn how to drive a boat).
-- A bunch of life vests.If you are a doomsday prepper then you have just hit the Powerball jackpot. Feel free to go into convulsions right now because when the $#!+ hits the fan back home (and it will as you know and have read online) do you want to be on the roof of your neighborhood liquor store with a high powered rifle or in the open ocean reading Moby Dick (or some other literature or periodical of your choosing) with a cold rum drink in your steady hands?In Summary: This boat is cheap, it gives you access to unlimited fruity rum drinks, it is more fun than your current hobbies, it is fast, it has an ocean view, it comes with a TV, comes with everything you need and it might be helpful in case of a disaster. Most importantly it puts you in command of a ship. Go ahead break a bottle of Champagne over the bow and leave your land based life behind in your wake.Seriously, though...